Fleeting thoughts
Me: Do you want any help mOm?
MOm: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON'T!
youre-not-in-wonderland-anymore:
usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…
always reblog
(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via funnyposts)
Everyone’s like:
and they can’t stop laughing:
so YOU acted like this and pretended to be humble:
but deep inside:
“thanks guys, your laughs really means alot”
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: claudeohme)
i automatically start singing “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!”
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: itsabelieberthing)
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
via sodamnrelatable
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