Fleeting thoughts

Me: Do you want any help mOm?

MOm: No thanks sweetie.

*5 minutes later*

Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON'T!

funnyposts:

LMFAO DEAD.

funnyposts:

LMFAO DEAD.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

youre-not-in-wonderland-anymore:

newconnellygirl:

epic-humor:

usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…

always reblog

(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via funnyposts)

That proud moment when you say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it.

sodamnrelatable:

Everyone’s like:

and they can’t stop laughing:

so YOU acted like this and pretended to be humble:

but deep inside:

“thanks guys, your laughs really means alot”

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: claudeohme)

when someone says “to the left”..

sodamnrelatable:

i automatically start singing “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!”

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: itsabelieberthing)

That awkward moment when you say something really deep:

sodamnrelatable:

First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?

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Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

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(Source: ohsnapitslester)